Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Penat Tekan Pantat Teknologi Ni (PTPTN)


Hey ya'll

Jus got the BSN pin today n started to key in my details on the stupid ptptn website..
It's so fucked up, I've been so outta touch with the language of Malay tat i cant really understand wtf is on that website.. took me like 1.5 hrs to key in my deets.. and stil it is incomplete..
haven the fine brown folks of our beloved country (even though we're called 'PENUMP*NG')ever heard of the international language that is ENGLISH!?
WTF has everything be in MELAYU!! i took GCE A Levels for my Pre-U and when i have to enter my particulars in the Butiran Kelayakan AKA the qualification page, i had a hard time to choose the mathematics that i did.. U see, there're 3 types of mathematics on the list to choose from, one is Matematik T, then Matematik S and something called Matematik Lanjut... Matematik Lanjut is Further maths obviously.. but for those who didnt do STPM how the fuck are we to know which maths we're doing.. so i end up googling the subjects to see wat kind of maths it is...
Turns out Math T is Pure maths, which is the one i took.. seriously, Government websites guys should really learn some english.. i mean, how are u gonna interact with a dude from american who cant speak no malay??
Go and do some sign language indicating u speak no INGGERIS!??
Make it easier for us english speaking citizens won't 'cha!!

Chill Peeps,
Ken Out.

Monday, July 19, 2010

I aM yoU.........


Wat up peeps...

Officially started class after a week long of Nonparticipant of orientation week.. Was a freakishly LONGGGGGGG day today..
Class begins at 8am..
Class actually ends at 5.30pm but due to the senior-junior gathering thingy.. my hours in imu extended to an overhauling 9.00pm!! That's like 13hrs!!! reminds me of my working days, which was from 8am to 9 something pm!! Insane...

Pros of IMU: the minority of the gender being male makes for no queues to the washroom unlike the female's powder room which are jam packed and had freakishly long queues every single time after lectures...

Cons: Tho the auditorium 1 & 2 can be separated, the two however is being divided by MANUALLY MOVED sections of "walls" which are done by hand.. At first glance, the thought of an awesome push of a button brings up the barrier which separates the two auditoriums, but sadly, we're not living in that cool alternate version.... too bad~

LONGASS Day, time for a break..
Peace fellas,
Ken Out.

Saturday, July 17, 2010

up, Up, UP!!!!!


Prices of shit in Malaysia has gone UP yet again! YES! time for some inflation!!! Prices of petrol and refined sugar has increase yet again..

Petrol RON95 - MYR 1.85/L NOW!
Petrol RON97 - MYR 2.10/L NOW!
Diesel - MYR 1.75/L NOW!
Sugar - MYR 1.90/KG NOW!

and this is wat came out of the PM office to justify this situation:

"To meet these objectives, we have chosen to make adjustments to our subsidies. Even after these changes, the Government will still spend an estimated RM7.82 billion on fuel and sugar subsidies in 2010. The prices of fuel and sugar in Malaysia will still be among the lowest in the region,"

bla bla BLAH....

What Bull crap...
Malaysia has the MOST natural resources in the entire world and they're telling Malaysians that the country will go Bankrupt in 2019!??

They went on and on about the international price of petroleum is going up n to cope with it they are FORCED to increase the price of petrol, diesel and natural gas...
Malaysia is a country with Better grade petroleum, instead malaysia sells its higher quality stuff to other countries and in turn buys crappy shit from Arab or some middle eastern petroleum producing country.. and this shit earns a fuck lot and this cant cover the subsidy??

and RON97 now follows the international price, so called free float...
Malaysia pays fuckload on roadtaxes and now cant get subsidy for some decent petrol?(the RON95 crap is bad for the engine, jus FYI)
In the United States, there's no roadtax on diesel powered vehicles. and in malaysia, they get charged more for diesel powered cars! WTF crap is tat!!

if you ask me, cutting the subsidy is CANNOT solve anything..
To get to the root of the economy downfall of Malaysia, actions have to be taken upon the people who runs the country... First off deducted their usage of the nations money on unneeded shit.. WTF would Malaysia need submarine for!!??
and one particular dude from a Malay Only Political party caught my attention.
This character mohd Kh*r T*yo (I asterisked the name so tat the REAL name is not found in my blog when googled)spent MYR1.9 MILLION on a so-called learning trip! A Full expense paid first class luxury trip if u ask me...
Bringing his entire family is bad enough, this bitch has to bring his maid along for the fucking trip too!

In 20-24 April 2003, about RM 83K was spent on a Jakarta, Jogjakarta(Indonesia) trip.. Even the maid gets to fly FIRST CLASS!!

17-24 December 2004, RM900K was spent on a Morocco and Paris Trip.. must've bought a handful of LV's whilst they were there... i wonder if the maid gets her very own LV luggage bag... and this trip was to study ISLAMIC Architecture... Maybe this bitch thinks that the Eiffel Tower was built by Islam...

23 Dec - 1 Jan 2008, this prick went to Honolulu (Hawaii) and Orlando (Florida)
the total cost of the trip was about RM 800K.. This trip was to reportedly for a technical study on the Bagan Lalang theme park( which looks more like the palm island in Dubai now) and the bill on disneyland was included in the official bill claim as well..

Whem this dude was called for questioning for corruption by MACC, dude was let off with a few greetings and minor unrelated questions!!
and Te*h B.H. was throw off the building!

and guess wat? The whole extravagant luxury vacation was all from tax payer's money...

I'm gonna stop writing for now before the rage from writing bout the fairness of malaysian politics consume me from within..

Well, Til next time, peeps..
Ken Out.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

A New Light

Peeps, finally back to bitch bout shit.. Well, i'm gonna be bitchin' bout some other shit instead of celebrities cus i've faced the sad fact that i can neva be as mean and sarcastic as michael K on dlisted and neva be as bitchy as celebitchy... Well, who cares....

I would like to bitch bout Malaysian politics but I'm 'fraid of the ISA kicking my ass n throwing me in da slammer for some bullshit allegations.. So the next best thing would be bitchin' bout my fucking nothing-ever-happens of a life...

As of this week, I'mma officially started university, International Medical University. (n i'm not doing medicine, in case u're wondering... I'm way too dumb for that shit) Orientation week is kinda a snore as i tend to dodge away from the lameass orientation games where u get humiliated for doing ridiculous shit out in public n usually get hit with water balloons with dyes or flour or wateva.. doesnt tat jus sound oh so interesting?? NOT!!

I would rather be tagged Antisocial as we call it in my old college days instead of getting my Zara outfit wet n unwearable in public ever again... Hence, the free time to actually bitch bout this crap...

'Nough bout the orientation.. Lemme tell u bout the university.. First off, we're expected to wear formal attires to university... Which i friggin hates, cus it feels like uniforms, ooo, high school all over again. and the friggin tie makes it even harder to breathe, literary... besides the suffocation, with the whole shirt n slack thing, i cant show off my hard work done in the gym for the months prior to coming here...

But, the university is kinda nice, with elevators and escalators and the lack of campus ground is awesome cus i don hav to walk so much!!! LOL..
This very university used to be make into a shopping well before the MAN from IMU bought the building n made it into a university.
and another thing that's awesome bout this very university is that it has iLectures which its like streaming of the lectures with audio n notes all together..
i wonder if i can skip the actual thing and jus do this iLecture stuff.. hmmm.. now there's a thought..

Well, enough bitchin' for now..
More bitchin' next time
Ciao~ peeps
Ken out....